So First, I got into a car wreck on Monday morning, the 6th day of March in the year of 2008. I was heading West on Bulldog Blvd, on my way to work, minding my own business, going through a green light (I know, going through green lights is pretty risky!) This stupid person (seriously I hate them and want to kill their whole family) was heading East on Bulldog Blvd. Are you staying with me on this one? She was turning left (north) onto Freedom Blvd. and she was supposed to yield to me before she did. Well, she failed to yield and next thing I know this Jeep Liberty is coming at me... FAST! I thought to myself, "Seriously? is this jeep speeding at me right now while I am legally going through a green light?" She was! So I go to swerve out of the way when I see a pedestrian walking across Freedom, to the right of me, parallel to the street I was driving on. So I have to swerve back towards the jeep to keep from hitting that innocent person while I myself being innocent, was getting hit on the driver's side, where I happened to be sitting. My neck got jolted to the right and then whipped back to the left where it was introduced to my driver's side window! My shoulder also got acquainted with the window and it was NOT pleasant. I kept consciousness but blacked out a little, if that makes sense. I thought I had broken the window with my skull but later learned I didn't and I probably just thought I did because my head hit at the same time the car was hit.
I sat for a moment wondering to myself if that did in fact just happen. I finally go to open the door and to my su-freakin-prise, the door only opens like a foot or 2 because the rest of it was smashed in! I get out to go talk to this retard and to my suprise a 76 year old bitty walks out of the car and exclaims, "WHAT DID YOU DO!" I was shocked! I replied, "WHAT DID I DO? YOU JUST HIT ME!" She comes back with, "YOU JUST KEPT COMING! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR!" I said, "I JUST KEPT COMING? THAT IS WHAT I DO AT GREEN LIGHTS! I GO! GREEN MEANS GO!" She walks around sighing in disgust. Then she rudely asks me if I am going to call the police. I said I would but I guess my phone flips open too slow because she sighed yet again and said that she would do it. The police came, and so did my really attractive boyfriend Mike! (I'll talk about him later) She told her side of the story as I quietly listened to her bull faced lies! When it was my turn to tell my side of the story (you know, the truth) she kept interrupting and the officer kept saying, "Be quiet ma'am!" and he sounded very annoyed! She got ticketed and both of our cars got towed. Mike used to be an EMT and with that knowledge, checked for whiplash, concussion, broken bones perhaps, etc. He said I probably have a minor concussion but I insisted I need to get to work.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
I think I suck at life... or I am good at letting other people suck at my life!
I then started feeling light headed and sick to my stomach(I put sick to my stomach because I don't know how to spell nauseous<---is that it?) Ingrid took me to the ER to get a cat scan and They also said I had a minor concussion.... Mike is smart! I am bored so to wrap it up...My car is totalled and the old bitty's insurance company is screwing with me and not getting into contact with me at all.... so I am getting a lawyer. If you do not know how Dad feels about accident/injury lawyers, you should ask him. He is hilarious! Oh and P.S. My neck hurts!
So Mike... I have been hanging out with Mike for 3 months, maybe a little more. I know I just posted a blog earlier about the guy was previously dating but I thought a lot about my future and broke it off and I know I made the right decision! I am so happy! Mike makes me happy! And he is really attractive! This picture where he looks like a cowboy is at the PBR thing in Salt Lake. That is professional bull riding in case you were wondering. We went last Saturday and we had SO much fun! The other picture is of us last night watching a movie... If we look chink eyed it is because the flash on his phone is as bright as that memory eraser on men in black. It took us like 7 pictures to get one where we didnt look completely like the chinese guy on karate kid. I am still seeing spots. He will be in Vegas with me March 28th-31st. So everyone get excited! I will talk more later I am sick of blogging and sick of life! Just kidding life is pretty cool!
Posted by The Findarle Family at 4:47 PM
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WOW you are hot and he is hot! Lots of hotness going on right now!
PS sorry about your car! You should call the guy that says "1 call thats all" whats his name?
AWE! My cute couple!!! I love them as if my own!!
I was wondering when I would get to see pictures of this new boyfriend I had heard you were dating. The picture of your car is sad but I'm glad to hear you're ok.
Your tale is one of headache and great sadness. I appreciate you taking the time to describe this in detail as I was having a difficult time understanding why your head hurt and your car was no longer with you. Now, with the help of pictures and a great imagination I am able to see it so so clearly. THANKS! ps. Mike is hot. He likes country and that's good enough for me.
I am so sorry about your accident. What a beastly old woman. I would have slapped her in the face but I'm sure that would have just caused more problems for you. I hope your neck is feeling better. Mike is very attractive and so are you.
Have you ever heard of Karma? Karma is when a rude lady crashes into your car and then the next day Jacob runs into her at full speed.
Also, I believe you wanted to write "bold-faced lie."
I thought about the Bull-face lie...I wasn't going to say anything, but since Zach did, I figured I would too. At least it sounds cool.
Isn't it funny that Karma would use me to do its dirty work. She was walking on the sidewalk because she didn't have her Jeep Liberty...that's funny.
You are very funny and quite attractive. If I were you, I would keep an eye on Mike because I count at least 4 people on this page alone that are attracted to him. Sorry about your car,but...that... was... awesome.
Keith Barton is his name. The injury lawyer. It took me all weekend to think of it.
You seriously wasted your precious time and money THINKING of that???HAHAHAHAHA
Reading the comments to your blog took me almost as long as reading your loooooong blog. I'm sorry your car is ruined and also your head. Can't wait to see you.
Hi. I like you and I'm glad you get lots of money for your car. Will you make Mike do a post on your blog introducing himself to all of us? Thanks. 'Preciatcha.
Speaking of keith barton did you see what happened to him? His 14 million dollar house went up for auction to avoid forclosure. Poor keith.
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