I am smart!

Hello all. Today is going to be a quick post and I'll write more in a few days. I am very excited to report that I am officially a college student YAY! I am going to UVSC starting in the beginning of January! I am really excited. I never thought I would miss school but I do. It has been like 2 1/2 years! I still need to take the ACT since I never freaking took it. I took a practice one online and FAILED BADLY!!! It all looked familiar but it just wasn't coming back to me. It was sad and pathetic and not to mention really embarassing. The score doesn't matter too much though. It is just to see what level classes to place me in for math, english and something else really unimportant. I am going to get a bachelors of science in Criminal Justice. It is going to ROCK! I don't like to read very often but I found myself reading about criminal topics. I KNOW! Audrey Diane Parry likes to read on her free time, about cool stuff obviously. So I am pleased that I am going to be studying something that is of interest to me so I don't want to blow my head off everyday in class.

It will be TONS cheaper if I qualofy for residency which I am hoping I will one of two ways. On a sheet with a list of severaly ways to get residency it says if I left the state for less than 12 months for work or school than it can be counted as just an absence and if I can prove why I was there (which I can because I have my tax forms) then I could probably qualify. I lived here 11 months, then moved to Georgia for 10 months and now I have been back for 5 months. 12 months makes you a resident so I am hoping they aren't anal. If that doesn't work, Mom and Dad signed guardianship of me over to Jana (my cousin) back in 2005 before I was 18 so that she could check me into rehab. My legal guardian had to and my parents lived in vegas. The point I am trying to make is that before I turned 18 my last guardian was Jana who is a resident of Utah and has been since she was born 21 years ago. (hehe) And if my parent or guardian is a resident of Utah I get residency! I am hoping I get it somehow. Maybe I will just wear a low cut shirt or something. I don't know. I love you guys and I'll post again soon. BYE

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Hello, First off I am wearing Ingrid's REALLY cute shirt in this picture of me curtsying. I was really bored at work and thought I would do a fashion show for Jen, my co-worker.



Ok, I saw Hairspray and LOVED it. I went with Amelia and missed the first 5 minutes because we were eating. We do that alot, we are fat pigs. I embarassingly enough found myself clapping, which I make fun of people doing, during one of the scenes. Out of respect for those who haven't seen it I will refrain from telling you what happened. If you care you can ask and I'll tell you. I went again to see it 2 days later! Ingrid and Jana accompanied me and I missed the first 5 minutes AGAIN because I was in a long line for 20 minutes. AND we had to sit in the front row on the side. The front row is bad enough but on the side everyone looks distorted and ugly. John Travolta as a woman is heinous enough to look at. I did enjoy him in it though.

Ingie and I went to this dance place the other night with 2 of her friends. I ran into Lexi and like 6 people I havent seen in awhile that I had gone to high school with. Lynzie Glaus, Kelly Angulo, and some others I have seen since highschool. Kelsey Day, Janae Olsen, Lexi's cousin Carly. It doesn't really matter but it was fun. Ingrid entered a booty shaking concert and was SO close to winning but got claustrophobic and had to get out of there! It was fun to watch her shake it and almost win the $25 prize. Yes there was a money prize but us Utahans are cheap ok?


I called the McCracken family and got 4 tickets to BASH(Big Awesome Show)<---This is edited ok? My brother Jacob calls me for 2 more for him and his really good friend, REALLY really good friend. After a long discussion about how he is a baby and needs to call himself I finally agree, being the kind, loving sister that I am. I really didn't want to call and ask for anymore since they are always so nice and invite me to dinner or to come over for a movie and I only call them when I want tickets. I called them anyway and asked for 2 more tickets and 2 tickets to the Vegas show The Used was playing at for the next day.(Also for Jacob) I tell Jacob all he has to do is call and confirm with them that they have the tickets. He refused. Then he tells me that he wasn't going anymore and that I needed to give them away. I guess this part isn't really relevant I just want Jacob to know that it was a babyish thing to do. So Ed McCracken called me the day before the concert to let me know that it is all set and that I have 6 tickets at will call with my name on them. At this point I am only needing 3. I called EVERYONE trying to find replacements and I got alot of them. They just all cancelled the night before or day of. So Ingrid, Dylan and I went by ourselves and still had a good time. We had great backstage tickets, that we later found out could be used for dinner and going back to the bands rooms to hang out with them. We were a little mad that noone told us but oh well we still had a good time.

I ran into Ed and Kenna McCracken and their kids. Bert's personal assistant had saved them a whole section next to the stage. They walked over to their reserved spot and Ingrid and I waited on the other side. One of Bert's sisters was kind enought o say, "Audrey! They saved us a spot over here by the stage. Come with us!" We were pleased. We walked over there and people were chanting Bert's name and pushing toward the stage. Rachel, his youngest sister was like, "Come up here you are family." and then mouthed for me to just push them out of the way. Also they were all very cluastrophobic and were being pushed up against the stage. She told me she wanted them to back up but was too wussy! So I politely said, "This area is for family only can you back up please?" They were so nice back like if they are nice to Bert's family that they will meet him or something. They were like"I was pushed up here. We are so sorry. We know this is for family only. We are really sorry." I was mad they lied to my face telling me they were shoved up there when I know for a fact they weren't. One of them was squeezing through everyone! Anyway we had cool spots.




Bert's parents were rocking out to it. And Kenna was plugging her ears because we were right next to the speaker. Ed text me and asked me if my parents would ever sit through a concert like this and I dont remember my exact words but something like, No way in HECK!<---- that edit is for you grandma. He is a good performer and we had a good time. Since I dont have a digital camera I will have to wait to put pictures from the concert up here until the rest of my film is done. Then wait for it to get developed. It is a lengthy process.

I think that about sums it up. I like you guys and am happy that those who participated in my quizzes did. Thank you(well the ones who know me, the other ones who failed.... no thank you.)

Oh and congratulations to Heidi, Johanne and Sarah for the decision to get baptized!